I Wish I Had A Uterus

from Happy Accidents EP by The 3 Murals of Chico Valdez

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A song about a disorder that affects over 96% of men today... they are born without a uterus.

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My mamma raised me like a little girl
I never wore dresses but I had a lotta curls
She'd always buy flowers for my curly hairy mess,
But she NEVER told me why I never got a uterus!

I rub my stomach in the mirror like mother only can
And I tuck my penis under while I'm workin on my tan
I'm waxing all the hairs off my curly hairy chest,
But they NEVER told me why I never got a uterus!

My hips are too thin, I can't even cup my breasts
But it's hard to make a baby when you got no uterus.

I know you think I'm crazy and you gotta wonder why
I tried it with the ladies but they always made me cry
I wanna nurture babies like a birdie in a nest
But it's so hard to make a baby when you got no uterus!
My hips are too thin, I can't even cup my breasts
But it's hard to make a baby when you got no uterus.

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from Happy Accidents EP, track released August 22, 2011
Lucas Pozzey - Vocals/Lyrics
Shaun Donovan - Guitar/Percussion

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The 3 Murals of Chico Valdez Newtown, Australia

The 3 Murals of Chico Valdez are a collective of artists from different, yet complementary genres, whose varying inspiration, rather than creating a tug of war of concocted cacophony, fuses together to create a distinctive sound that transcends the various genres they dabble within and without. ... more

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